Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Novosibirrrrrrrrrrsk!

Yeah, so on Sunday I got up pretty early to get to Moscow DME airport, and take S7 airlines to Novosibirsk. 

John B iPhone photos

Novosibirsk was founded in 1893 as the future site of the Trans-Siberian Railway bridge crossing the great Siberian river Ob, and was known as Novonikolayevsk after Tsar Nicholas II. The bridge opened for traffic in the spring of 1897. Its importance further increased early in the 20th century with the completion of the Turkestan-Siberia Railway, connecting Novosibirsk to Central Asia and the Caspian Sea. (Ok that's from Wikipedia...)

Yeah so basically Novosibirsk is a pretty young city for Russia, and its right in the middle of the country - there's a little church with a gold roof that some people say is the exact heart of Russia. Pretty cool. And that river Ob is HUGE. The widest river I think I've ever driven over. 

John B iPhone photos

Luckily this time it wasn't winter time, so I didn't freeze my nuts off - and the hotel was nice too, they even gave us Quesedillas at 4am when I got back from the club. Although their wine was eeeeuuuurrrrghhhh! hahah!

John B iPhone photos

AS predicted the flight was pretty painful, S7 have got a lot more 737s these days, although I bet they're OLD ones - but this was on my least favourite, the Tupolev Tu-154.

Supposidely they're very strong and safe, but inside they are SOOOOO cramped and uncomfortable and mega-old looking. Anyway, I made it there and back safe so I won't complain much. But when people applaud on landing like you sometimes get anywhere, you really get a sense its quiet appreciation that we were all still alive...

Gotta say too that the stewardesses were a lot friendlier than I've had in the past, in both directions on this airline. In the past on aeroflot I've been shaken awake, while asleep with earplugs in and eyepatch on, and almost shouted at, intially in Russian, then just "WHITE MEAT OR DARRRRRRRK MEATTTTTT". hahaha. These guys were cool though, I think it helps when I comically try to speak Russian to them, at least a bit of "Spasiba". I learned how to ask for a window seat this time actually, which they loved - "Miessta oo ochna pajalista". Rock on!

John B iPhone photos
John B iPhone photos
John B iPhone photos

The club was really cool though, Rock City - one of those multi-room places I see a lot in Eastern Europe/Russia, where there's a Restuarant, several different mini-clubs inside, sometimes a casino, all sorts of stuff, and loads of flashing strobe lights outside. I hadn't eaten all day so they sorted me out a really nice salad and steak that the waitress poured something on and set alight right at the table. Yum. 

John B iPhone photos

Oh yeah and the owner was into big game hunting and there were all sorts of hunting trophies up on the wall, all around me, antelopes, wild boar, even an elephant skull. Intense...

John B iPhone photos

They had really good wine for russia though, I got a nice Chenin Blanc & Chardonnay blend so was happy. Until some drunk girl tried to grab it off me while I was playing. I put her in her place. DO NOT STEAL JOHN B'S PRECIOUS WINE THAT WAS HARD TO FIND. Stealing fine wine off me in Russia is like stealing the last bottle of water in a post apokalyptic bomb shelter as far as I'm concerned. ;-)

Did a fun interview with a lady from MTV Russia backstage (complete with the dancers getting changed right next to us - a first) and then a couple more for internet things I think. I'll post them up here if anyone shows me where they are...

John B iPhone photos

Gig went really well as usual, very intense crowd - half the time it almost looked like they wanted to eat me or something! Really good fun, and took loads of pictures and signed things afterwards usually - but folks - you gotta get some good pens - ball-points really aren't any good for proper body-part-signing! hahah!

Here's a few photos I just took in the club with my iPhone, hopefully I'll be able to find the galleries the professional photographers took this week. If any Russian fans are out there and can send the links I'd be very grateful thanks!

John B iPhone photos
John B iPhone photos
John B iPhone photos
John B iPhone photos
John B iPhone photos

And here's the rest...

John B iPhone photos
John B iPhone photos
John B iPhone photos
John B iPhone photos
John B iPhone photos

Anyway, thanks to the promoters for putting on great events and BIG thanks to all my Russian fans that came to the parties! See you in Samara and Ufa over the summer... ;-)

My iPhone photos from Moscow

All my photos EVER are up on my flickr page now, but I'll link the fun ones here...

John-B-Eye-View of the Moscow Trip...

Relaxing at my special table...

John B iPhone photos

Tea Table...

John B iPhone photos

Spooky Hotel Hallway. There were pianos in every landing area too. Nice!

John B iPhone photos

Just arriving early at the gig, back of the main hall.

John B iPhone photos

How it looks from on stage!

John B iPhone photos
John B iPhone photos

The lovely ladies who got me to the Airport the day after. Thanks!

John B iPhone photos


Back from Siberia!

John B @ Tuning Hall, Moscow 12.4.08

Hi folks!

Got back late on Monday night from Russia - played Moscow on Saturday (at Tuning Hall) and Novosibirsk in Siberia (@ Rock City) on Sunday night.

Both gigs were fantastic - Moscow was about 3,000 people in the whole place, there were a few of us over from the UK for that one, Mark from C4C, Jon from Distorted Minds, SPL and Sol from Chase & Status. Poor Sol had badass travel problems apparently - he was 2 minutes late to check in at Heathrow, and ended up having to get a new ticket altogether and fly through Frankfurt, and Switzerland or something! He rocked up after me about 2am, straight from the airport looking totally fucked - but MASSIVE respect for the mission - a stronger man than I! Oh and I'm totally stealing that plan B remix he opened with...

So yeah, the Moscow gig was huuuuge, the crowd were amazing and totally went mad when I got on stage, screaming, photo/autograph hunting and all thatt! I got a bit freaked out and looked into the lazer-machine on stage up close by accident when taking photos, and ended up a bit blind in my left eye for 30 mins. VERY scarey, but I can see fine now thank God. They also had big flame machines behind the decks too, but totally not cordoned off or anything - I had a suspicion they were going to blast out fire so stayed clear, but man, SO DANGEROUS. I guess health and safety laws don't apply in Russian Raves. I swear that thing nearly set several DJs on fire... Anyway, you can see from all the photos what went on - rock on and thanks to the organisers!

Oh yeah and the hotel deserves a special mention - they had a wall of fame of photos on the wall by reception, including, Margaret Thatcher, STALIN, and a bunch of Russian Celebrities. They gave me a glass of Brut when checking in. PIMP. Was very posh in an old Soviet stylee, I liked it. Their Club Sandwich was legendary too. But it ought to be for 600 Rubles...

Photos from the gig: (thanks to Elena for sending the links!)

http://www.drumandbass.ru/photo485_1

http://gallery.ru/watch?a=i7h-YAW

http://fotki.yandex.ru/users/iliuhin/album/33839/?p=1

http://complete.at.nightparty.ru/photoalbums/69306_film.html

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Deadmau5 no. 3 or 4?!!

Aaaaaargh!!! I was looking for the 2nd moustrap and it seems it had snapped and fallen through under the boards in the loft. I think this is now deadmau5 number 3, or 4. Have ordered more traps off ebay. Pain in teh aSS. (Sorry deadmau5es but I don't want you eating my clothes in the loft. Or nibbling me in my sleep).

Hayley was kind enough to fish it out and get rid of it... (Sometimes she does stuff round the house...!)



Caption Competition??


Caption time...???!

I miss the beach :-(

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Mighty Photos from Ultra in Miami last week!

Thought I'd share these with you lot... 

The mighty Rukes took some great photos from Ultra at the Miami WMC when I played there last Saturday - if you click here, you can see the whole set (of me) on my facebook gallery. Amazing gig. Respect!

John B Livedates Update April 2008

Been checking up on my diary and updating the myspace gigs listing so here ya go... 

Monday, April 07, 2008

Number 1 @ Drum & Bass Arena!!

Gwwwaaan! Get in there!

Thanks for the support guys!

Grrrrawwr



I think Hayley's gotta be the only Hot Babe to ever read Chaucer on Miami Beach... ;-)

A few photos from Ultra

Played at Ultra in Miami last Saturday, for the first time in a few years, and had a great time. Weather was amazing (last year it rained) and turned out to be a mighty fun day. My set went down fabulously, although most of us only got 40 mins, but I made it count! ;-)

We caught the end of Union Jack on the main stage when we got in, and just had a wander about taking things in after that. Subfocus was on before me on the DnB stage & played a few tunes I will DEFINITELY be blagging asap - totally up my street electrohouse-meets-dnb-stylee. Quality!

We hung out with my mate Casey and his roommate Jessica. Possibly the only goths there. Factor 50 sunblock in full effect hehe...






What an unfortunate name...

For a porta-loo... (As seen backstage at Ultra in Miami with my namesake)

Home sweet home...(?)

From this:


To This:


In the space of 24 hours! 

Didn't expect to come back to a mighty snow storm! Guess i won't have chance to sport my speedos again for a little while...

RIP Deadmau5 Mk2

Just got back from the US tour, and found another poor Deadmau5 in the loft :-( 

As much as I hate the idea of them all running around up there (thankfully there don't seem to be any scuttling about) its still sad to find a dead one. Gona have a big look around there this week to see where they're getting in...

Friday, April 04, 2008

Yeeehaw!

John B is currently sitting in Dallas airport, my flight to Little Rock, AK got cancelled but luckily they got me on the next one in a couple of hours so I'll be able to make the gig!

Had a nice flight over here from Miami, although was very sad to leave it behind. Am trying to gradually get back into UK style, started with trying to catch up on eastenders via torrents of the shows from the last 2 weeks. I can't beleive they buried that guy alive! Thought it was funny and random watching match of the day from the weekend on my iPhone, somewhere inbetween Miami and Dallas. I bet I'm the only person in the world so far that has done that. Booyah!

Just had some very dubiously shaped nachos and evesdropped on a couple of waitresses at the bar/cafe place that blatently hated each other. This week has definitely been a time of calibration and honing my skills for picking up on intra-female subtle-but-pretty-evil bitching. They had it.

Anyway, I will be using the rest of my wi-fi time do delete all the bollox myspace comments that people leave for me 'new tracks uploaded' - 'glittter sparkle blah blah' - 'yo hollah at your boy just stopping by to plug my crappy Hip Hop demo' WHATTTTTT. Go away.

Ok, gate change again - I'm off. Lots of love till later...

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Don't know who was more embarrassed...

Ok, so this is embarrassing, but funny at the same time I guess... Came back to my hotel room THIS, this afternoon. We must have left it ruckled up in the bed, and the poor maid must have found it, and basically left it ceremoniously out after remaking the bed and cleaning the room! Arg! Lucky we leave on Friday...


Saturday, March 29, 2008

Quick Hi from Miami

Gotta get ready to go play the big rave that is ULTRA in a minute so I'll make this quick... WMC been pretty good so far, played ViRam last night - my set went down mighty stylee, thanks to everyone that came and checked it out. I got a whole 2 drink tickets from the promoters, which only bought Hineken. Quality VIP stylee right? 

Been to some cool pool parties the last few days, chatted with Zinc, Fresh, Justice (in French, briefly), Digitalism, A-track, Craze, Chromeo etc etc. Managed to avoid hardcore Drum&Bass with 10MCs parties so far, and got a decent layer of sunburn going on too! Oh, and Jogged every day, and not got that drunk! That is no mean feat for Miami! 

Got lots of free Swag from Armani, and a gazillion demo Cds. OH AND THE CUBAN COFFEE YESYES. HOW I MISSED YOU.

I'm waiting for it to rain so I can do a proper debriefing on here, so until then...

xxx

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

This WMC

I will mostly be wearing Short Shorts.

Ah the mighty Sushi of Miami!

Got into Miami on Sunday - and hit my my ultimate favourite sushi spot immediately - SUSHI ROCK. MMMmmmm. This is their 'Dragon Roll'. Killer. Tempura Shrimp with avocado and all sorts. John B recommends...